~Butts Better~ :-)

My butt is getting better LOL... isnt that good news? now y'all dont need to worry so much about this sorry butt of mine.:-) its so nice to read all your caring concern about my butt tho ;-). Its not healed by any means..but its not quite as sore and tender as yesterday.. I think staying off it like i did was a good thing but talk about making me lazy? sheesh.. I dozed off for a while and I had a heck of a time waking up.. I just didnt want to..i wanted to stay right there and just wallow around all over my bed just like a weeble, just here and there and ALL over lol ..This blue gel is the best.! and its ALMOST GONE !!! ohoh.. THAT could spell TRouBLE ~!~ I had to laff at myself this morning tho.. I was trying to scoot across to my chair..well its scoot a bit..turn..scoot a bit..turn.. then feel back to find the arm rests..then slide a tad back.. look to see i am lined up straight.. then pull back some more and lift up a tad cuz the nightie when you back up pulls at the neck since its one piece..so then I just scoot a bit at a time so I dont choke..well Im trying to lean a bit forward to be able to pull the bottom of my nightie out so I can move..and I just keep on going face down on the bed lol.. just like one of those WEEBLES.. I had to laff... thats just how I looked like I had a rounded bottom lol..and of course was BOTTOM HEAVY thats why I rock lolol.. well I did make it into my chair tho... I have to admit I have gotten smarter at evaluating how long it takes me to get in and out of this chair..specially when its a matter of extreme importance that I move as swiftly as I can? YOU know what I mean.. And sometimes well .. I mis-calculate.. and the RUSH is ON ..then I have to yell at cats to move as they HAVE to be right in front of me.. then if I am in TOO big a hurry it never fails i run into the door facings and hit my hand.. ALWAYS do that.lol..why i have so many little scars on the backs of my hands lol..the DOORS do it to me :-( big meanies..... To get off this chair is not that easy either if I am just scooting forward its not too bad..but if the seat I am scooting on to is narrow its kinda scarey.. with this new potty its not as wide as the old one i think..well it seems smaller..hmmm..think I just got bigger???? ohoh...no no ..they gave me a SMALLER new toilet ..they did!!! lol..well thats my story anyway..so.. I have to be careful when I scoot forward..If my potty wasnt up against the wall and I had nothing to hang onto on the side I think that would be a bit dangerous.. I remember a dak girl at the first rehab fell off the toilet and got jammed down on the side and took 4 people to get her unstuck.. I would die of embarrassment poor thing can you imagine? well she was getting on and her pants fell and she reached and slid right off and got wedged in on the side..She was so mad and upset.. I would be too bare butt all over the place how awful ..but thats something you , well I have to watch for..its very easy to slide off a toidy...lol.. i know ..say it.. "how can you fall off a toidy if you are sitting your BIG butt ALL over it? HAHAHA I Know lol... :-) Well the food subject for tonite is...Potato salad and brats !!! thats what i made for my self today.. I make some of THE best potato salad.. ask Donnie... lol..Even though I make it.. I have to admit the only persons I liked as well as my own was my moms. she was a great cook... So I made some salad and fixed some brats.and that was really good.. I ate early about 3 so I am hungry I will just have another taste of the salad..I cant wait till tomorrow ..its even BETTER the second day lol.. So Now I hope I have made everyone hungry and after you read this y'all go off to your kitchen for a snack lol :-) snacks are a good thing :-) then say Nitey Nite :-) Y'all have a good one Y'hear? LUV YA !!! & THANKS ;-) ALways, Lois**** May God Bless you today, I'm so honored to call you friend, I pray the Lord will keep you safe, Until I write again...