~A Divorce~

I think Dutch may want a divorce lol... I mean today was NOT his day...I am SUCH a rotten mother!!! lol.. well.. I was taking a big pot of water over to the stove, I was going to make some bean soup like Momar told me he was making today and that just sounded SO good.. I love a good pot of beans. So- I fill about half way- my dutch oven pot..its kinda big, a good pot for beans, and I put it on my left stump holding onto it with my left hand..wheeling to turn with my right hand..... Your looking ahead aint ya? YOU see whats gonna happen ? Well i dunno if was me or the kitchen but.. as I swing around, to be able to put the pot of water, luckily NOT hot, on the burner, I moved and ran over his tail..he screamed..which usually this cat NEVER makes a sound...well I got startled-- the pot hit the edge of the stove..and TIPPED!!!!. and yes.. all over Dutch.. he got SOAKED.. lol..He jumped STRAIGHT up in the air...he hit the floor RUNNING lol... He ran over to his safety zone which i guess is the doorway to the bathroom- where he always runs to. He sits there DRENCHED..lol I rush up to him..and he GLARES at me.. I got a towel and try to pick him up and he takes off running again into the living room.. he wasnt letting me ANYWHERE near him...lol.. He looked like a drowned rat..I felt so bad.. and he absolutely REFUSED to let me dry him off, so I have a drippy cat that is sitting on my couch...and REFUSES to get off... when I reach for him lol..he slaps at me ...I had to laugh...this WAS funny...its like a bloomin circus here ill tell ya lol...anyways... .. When Dutch screamed..LittleBoy came running out of the bedroom in FULL attack mode..he will defend Dutch ferociously, and stopped and looked at Dutch sitting there in the bathroom door way, totally drenched and I SWEAR I saw a smile on that cats face lol..I KNOW he was thinking 'hehe ya little putz ..take my nap spot' and tried to help lick Dutch off but thats when Dutch took off running again lol.It was hysterical, I feel bad laughing at this cat, I KNOW he had to think "HOLY CRAP" lol...Poor thing ...Needless to say I am on IGNORE again lol He licks his tail and I can see the look on his face..he is NOT happy, and I swear LB Is walking around with a smirk on his face lol... So I had to mop up all this water...and luckily my mop was not on attack mode today and I did NOT knock ONE Thing down while I cleaned up the mess. After that I went to my puter and stayed there the rest of the day and I did NOT put a pot of beans on lol..I wasnt trying it again-the water that got on me & my chair wasnt very much..that whole pot just about poured on that cat lol..I was lucky this time..but I had to do the mop up I had hoped Dutch would help LOL. :-D Y'all must think we are NUTZ here lol, Lord, do you think they could arrest me for CAT ABUSE??? hahaha...This is so fun.. . I was up again at 4:30 this morning..I think I just have a built in alarm clock.. I tried watching tv last nite and I fell sound asleep as soon as my butt snuggled down on my bed.. I just get all comfy sitting there and I have my soda and snacks and soon as I start to watch something well its lights out..lol..I wake up 3 hrs later and say HUH? what happened to the show I was watching, when I didnt even KNOW I was really sleepy !!! I think its the bed does it..or the feather pillows.. I love my pillows..they are losing the fluff as they are old...I think I got them when I was in the hellhome..My sis did give me a long body pillow that works really good and its so soft I use it when I lay on my right side which isnt very often.. I find since my tail bone is acting up, that sitting up takes the pressure off as I am sort of leaning forward...I sleep pretty good that way.. I dont think I sleep longer than 4 hrs at a time tho.. I have to wake up and see what time it is lol.Yess I have a time thingie...I dont think I could sleep with out a clock..I have at least 1 or more in EVERY room...:-) Lunch was not too bad..but not the greatest, pork roast.. the meat is NOT real good but the gravy was.. I LOVE good gravy..specially on fries.. I sure hope Rae comes friday as I need some groceries. so I am now going to hit publish and let you laff at my poor cat that I tried to drown today...hes still a little damp and absolutely refuses to come by me at all yet..he will later..lol.. time to say Nitey Nite :-) Y'all have a good one now Y'hear? LUV YA...& Thanks :-) Always, Lois**** May God Bless you today, I'm so honored to call you friend, I pray the Lord will keep you safe, Until I write again...